The Jonas Brothers join Seth Meyers for horrifying day drinking and horny songwriting

By Caitlin Welsh2020-01-22 02:51:41 UTC [embedded content] Look, the Jonas Brothers are no Rihanna, but so few people are. The three have big, hilarious Fenty x Puma shoes to fill as they join Seth Meyers for one of his Day Drinking specials....

The Jonas Brothers join Seth Meyers for horrifying day drinking and horny songwriting

Look, the Jonas Brothers are no Rihanna, but so few people are. The three have big, hilarious Fenty x Puma shoes to fill as they join Seth Meyers for one of his Day Drinking specials.

You know things are heading downhill fast when they kick off with birth-order-inspired cocktails. The worst is the "Baby" drink, a gag-inducing vengeance beverage for years of parental lenience: Kahlua, Hi-C juice, and rosé ("Mom's favorite, just like the youngest"), chugged out of sippy bottles.

Meyers only has one brother, Josh, so he brings in 30 Rock star Jack McBrayer as a ringer. As always, it's amazing and disconcerting watching Kenneth The Page doing normal people things like shotting tequila, screaming at former Disney Channel stars, and toasting Cambridge Analytica for some reason.

They also write songs that rhyme "zenith" with "penis" and require Nick Jonas to sing about 69ing a lot for some reason, and play a very rowdy game of drinking-shuffleboard, which we're going to need outtakes from immediately. 

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